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Monday, 21 March 2011

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MARICOPA, Arizona - Todd and Sarah Palin's little girl, 20-year-old Bristol Palin is reportedly not a happy camper these days.

Bristol "The Pistol" who finished in third place in last years edition of Dancing With The Stars reportedly told Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is having a hard time seeing photos and rehearsal video of her BFF Mark Ballas and his new celebrity dance partner Chelsea Kane.

Palin told 3T that she owes all of her dancing ability to MarBa as she, and only she calls Mark Ballas.

She said that he took her from being a clumsy, shy, fairly good looking Alaskan unwed teenage mom to being the talented, cock-sure very pretty third best dancer in the entire United States.

"La Pistola" as Bristol is known in East Los Angeles, El Paso, and Laredo, said that she was very grateful to the producers of Dancing With The Stars for not only helping her to become one of the best dancers in the entire nation but with providing her with a rather nice salary.

And she smiled joyfully as she remarked that she took the money that DWTS paid her and used it to buy a new truck, some jeans that fit, and a home in Arizona, which she said is a lot like her home state of Alaska, except that it has sand instead of snow, mountain lions instead of polar bears, and Navahos instead of Eskimos.

3T reported that Bristol Palin is still single and that she still pines for Marky Ballas, whom she said would have married her except for the fact that she is a Republican.

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