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Sunday, 20 March 2011

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Cheryl's American Dream In Tatters

It has been confirmed that Cheryl Cole's dreams of hosting the US X-Factor are in tatters.

Simon has rebuffed the Geordie beauty whom he has become tired of. He was annoyed that she was playing nurse maid to Derek Hough instead of getting her act together at high profile meetings.

The music mogul has said that he wants the American X-Factor to the best talent show ever. He said that he was expecting nothing less than excellence from all his production crew.

Simon Cowell candidly said, "We on the US X-Factor are not nice people and working here is not for wimps." . He said, "Cheryl did not get it and thought that I was her meal ticket."

Auditions for the US X-Factor are starting next Sunday. The only host which has been confirmed is a pal of Simon's record producer Antonio 'LA' Reid.

Cowell commented that "the best people to be judging American talent are American judges and we want to make it the best show ever. LA was my No 1 choice for sitting alongside me on this show".

Simon Cowell has brought in a 'star maker' who has shaped the careers of Justin Bieber, Rhianna, Kayne West and Usher." The legendary music producer and writer is one of the greatest record producers ever and has the power to create stars of the future."

Simon Cowell said, "This is the real deal. The winner of US X-Factor will be given 5 million dollars and they have to repay us by selling lots of records.

The US X-Factor has fallen into disarray after the revelations over the past few days. It has been a night of the long knives with Dermot's US career being 'killed off' and Cheryl given the brush off. The deluded Geordie princess was hoping to be as big in LA as J.Lo and was a fool not to see that she was being 'played as a sucker." An unnamed source said, "At the end of the day Simon loves Simon and getting the line-up right on the panel is the Holy Grail to Mr Cowell."

The American X-Factor has Enrique Iglesias as its presenter and only Antonio 'LA' Reid has so far been confirmed as one of its panel of judges.

Fans of the show are preparing themselves for further torrid revelations over the next couple of days.

Cowell has been angered by Cheryl's self centred attitude and her way of looking to her own interests and not to the ultimate success of his show. He was rankled when Cheryl flew to American to sign a record contract instead of looking after Cher Lloyd, Katie Waissel and Rebecca Ferguson.

Simon was incandescent with anger when he found out that the Geordie lass had been playing nursemaid to Derek Hough and nursing him through a bout of flu when he wanted her to effervesce and to look beautiful and to be charming. Cheryl has not been able to improve her elocution and still sounds like a rough uneducated navvy and is practically incomprehensible to LA Reid who said that they would need sub-titles if she was to be part of the deal.

Cowell played his Mr Nasty card and forgot his fondness for Cheryl and spotted her weaknesses. She is very pretty when she has been pampered and groomed by beauticians and hair-dressers and make-up artists; however, you can take the girl out of Newcastle Upon Tyne but you can't take the Geordie accent out of the girl. She was rough around the edges with her diction and not as pretty as she thought she was; like a cheap piece of jewellery she has become tarnished and lost her lustre. Her mistake was taking her eye off the ball and making a fuss over Derek Hough when Simon wanted and expected her to be at his side in a beautiful gown and there to charm LA Reid and other important players.

Dermot has not been seen since he has returned to Ilford and has been holed up in an Irish pub and has not emerged from his parents flat over the Queen Vic. He is said to be on the verge of a breakdown and cannot comprehend Simon Cowell's treachery. Cheryl has also been having a crisis and she has been begging Ashley to make a go of it and save her from Simon Cowell's ego. She was overheard saying to Ashley, "Why-aye come and get me pet I want us to make a go of it and have a family. I can't wait to have a baby and breast-feed like Danni. Come and get me pet, you know I only see Derek as a platonic friend - he is too pretty for me, you know I prefer black guys who are footballers and not 'twinkle toed' dancers." Cheryl has thrown in her lot with Ashley and wants them to be a family again and play at mummies and daddies.

Cowell is only in love with himself and will never get married and be a daddy however much Mezghan Hussainy wants to believe that this will happen.

The futures of Dermot and Cheryl are in doubt. Simon wants to 'freshen up the UK X-Factor and mix it around a bit to keep it interesting." Insiders say it is doubtful that Danni will be required for the next series of the UK show. The talk is going around that guest celebrity talking heads will be presenting individual shows. Gary Barlow is rumoured to be getting 70 K for presenting one show. Jonathon Ross and Robbie Williams are also being wooed by Psycho Record Producers.

The boss Simon Cowell has received advice from friend Sir Alan Sugar who has told him not to suffer fools gladly and reward people for success and 'sack' those staff who are under-performing and are not achieving satisfactory results.

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