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Sunday, 20 March 2011

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Louise Minchin relaxing at home after a hard day at the BBC. (Photo by David Minchin).

LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham.

The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, Russell Brand, Didier Drogba, and Louise Minchin revealed to Ta Ta For Now News that he truly believes that the BBC news reader Louise Minchin may have a huge crush on Manchester United's star footballer Chicharito.

Frisky stated that last week when Mrs. Minchin came into his salon to get her split ends taken care of she kept going on about how the Manchester Red Devils had become her favorite British football team.

She went on and mentioned that her favorite player was #14. Since Frisky is not a football fan he asked her who that might be. He said she blushed as she said that his name was Javier Hernandez Balcazar but that he went by the nickname "Chicharito."

He said that when he told her that he had heard about him and remarked that he was Shakira's boyfriend Minchin immediately let him know that Chicharito and the Shakira woman were only friends.

Frisky then told her that he had read in The London Daily Hand-Held Mirror that Chicharito and Shakira were a whole lot more than friends.

Minchin became quite angry and told him that they were just friends and that she did not want to have to repeat it again and that if she did, she was going to find a brand new hair stylist to work on her hair.

Frisky told her that Shakira is just a fan who throws herself at Chicharito even after he has told her time after time that he does not want anything to do with her.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Of course everyone knows that Chicharito and Shakira are in fact an item but Frisky is not stupid, and he does not want to lose Louise Minchin as a client, especially since she is one of the best tippers in the entire United Kingdom.]

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