The newest Royal Wedding commemorative mug now has photos of Justin Bieber and Lady Gagger's photos on. Yes....LADY GAGGER!
When will this madness end?
Everyone and their mother-in-law are jumping on the bandwagon hoping to make a quick buck or a quid or two.
The online Spoof newspaper is overflowing with stories about the Royal Wedding.....there may not even be room for this little gem.
The Queen has issued a 'proclamation' that there be no more Royal Wedding memorabilia made without her Royal Approval.
She has, apparently set up a website where Royally Approved by Her Royal Highness Memorabilia can be chosen and bought via your credit card or Pay Pal account.
Money is to go directly to the 'poor' (i.e. 'the Royal coffers').
In an addendum to the above proclamation she states that 'anyone found in possession of contraband Royal Wedding memorabilia shall be
evicted from their homes forthwith and banished from her Kingdom'.
A spokesperson for The Priory Clinic, London, England, told our reporter,
"Tell your readers not to panic.....HRH has been 'losing it' for a while now. She has been seen out in public with mismatched socks, carrying a goldfish in a 'see-through' handbag.
SHE was the one who ordered the Justin Bieber Lady Gagger mugs to be produced at the Royal Mint Pottery.
The Royal Suite is being prepared as I speak.
She MAY be in attendance on 29th April but at this point in time...who knows?"
More as we get it. (As per usual.)