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Thursday, 17 March 2011

Glamour girl Jordan aka Katie Price has formed an unlikely alliance with Justin Bieber. The busty model has made friends with Bieber and has taken him to Hamleys toy store and has bought his a remote controlled car.

Katie Price also took her kids to see a wax model of Justin Bieber at Madame Tussaud's; Jordan's kids are a big fan of Justin Bieber's music and love the blonde moppet with his cute mop of hair.

Proud mum Katie could not take her eyes off clean cut Justin and she said 'I keep looking at him and I can't believe how good looking he is'. Katie invited him to go to Hamley's with her brood and look around the toy department. Junior hit it off with Bieber and they had a great time playing with the train sets and remote controlled robots and cars. Princess enjoyed talking to Bieber and seeing him dancing and singing to the High School Musical and Glee karaoke as well as playing on the musical Wii.

Jordan invited Bieber to go for tea at the Ritz and she demurely ate cucumber sandwiches and petits-four with baby faced Bieber who had no idea who Katie Price was and how she had found celebrity.

Bieber was under the impression that Katie was some kind of wealthy member of the London aristocracy and that she had some kind of tenuous link with the Royal Family.

The glamour girl invited Bieber to come and stay at her palatial home in the county, "Gee" said Bieber "I can't wait to play with Katie's toys at her cabin in the country". He is under the impression that Katie is a super mum and her intentions are strictly honourable. Watch out Justin, Katie is longing to play doctors and nurses with you!

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