Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Polish, Mr Sheen

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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Oh Mr Sheen, with these Ferrero Rochas, you are really spoiling us.....

Mr Sheen, the well known brand of house hold cleaner (other brands are also available) had to admit defeat, when it failed to clean after a party at a house owned by a bloke called Charlie.

Charlie, a play boy of some repute, has had a number of parties involving everything from Jelly and Ice Cream to rare plates of meat and Red Wine spilt on white carpets, as well as travails involving household pets, but the well known household cleaner has not lived up to its reputation for being able to get umpteen things clean.

A spokesman for Mr Sheen told us:

'It is not usually things like this that get our client into trouble, but in this respect, it seems that the state of the home was the straw that broke the Camels' back'.

Mr Sheen is not known for being able to clear up after Witches, Warlocks, Goddesses, sacrificial Goats and Wolves Blood.

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