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Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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If Jordans looking for Husband number three, I need a shave, a haircut, a job, and a full make-over with Gok Wan......

World famous talented spreader of little ability Katie Price has said something, again.

She was talking about either one of her marriages, her children, or her career as a writer to some magazine called Chat, or Talk, or Spleen, or Spoon, Chair, or even ETC about her life, and how she feels about things.

The living buoyancy aid told us:

'People ask my opinion about everything, and like, I always try to answer in the best, and fairest way that I can, but sometimes, like, I just want to talk about Horses, or some nonsense. Of course, like people want to chat about Pete, or the other bloke I was married to for a fortnight, or who I might marry next, I have my eye on Prince Harry, he seems just my type, but if it helps to sell Magazines, then who am I argue with that'.

There will no doubt be something more about Jordan that you never knew you wanted to know some other time.

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