The life and career of Charlie Sheen plunged into yet more embarrassment last night shortly after he arrived at a roast dedicated to him which was organised by his closest friends.
The former Two and a Half Man star emerged from his car wrapped in a blanket, and wandered into the venue. As soon as he was inside, there was a massive round of applause, which gradually petered-out with murmurings of "What the hell is he wearing?" Sheen then grabbed the microphone from the Master of Ceremonies, and started yelling, "YOU WANT TO ROAST ME DO YOU?! I'M ALL YOURS!"
Sheen removed his blanket, and everybody squealed in pain. A few ladies fainted. Yes, Charlie Sheen was wearing nothing but a layer of goose fat topped with herbs. If that wasn't bad enough, worse was to come from the shamed star. He danced around the stage with everything hanging out before grabbing the microphone again.
"Oh, I almost forgot", he smugly announced. Sheen turned around and bent over. He was pointing his backside at the audience, and there was something lodged between the cheeks. From his new obscene position he continued,
"Now which one of you lucky people is going to help my remove my giblets?"
Most people departed following that disgraceful act, many in ambulances. But his closest friends did stay and behaved like everything was normal. But the organiser did admit it perhaps wasn't the wisest idea to have a 'free bar', as Sheen called up his Slovakian mate who later arrived in a Ford Transit. After five hours of raiding the cellar, they left with Sheen proudly stating, "Just stocking up for the Spring."