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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

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Aaron Lennon went a pinch too far with this lovely Bimbo's buttocks!

England's super-sprinter-soccer-star, Aaron lennon, who earns much money playing for the Spurs went a "sprint" too far in a London night-club.

Lennon, thinking that all Brit Bimbo's love soccer stars, especially their money and fast cars, was relaxing in the crowded club when a beauty rubbed up against him on the way to the loo, he thought it was a pass, so he pinched her rear-end.

Normally soccer bimbo's return the compliment and the evening is booked; this time the young lady surprisingly took offensive action and gave Aaron a good mugging, pinching his real cheeks, not his rear end ones.

Aaron asked her if she knew who the famous person was she was giving a "mug shot" too and she replied cooly, "I'm not into soccer stars I prefer real men, rugby players and my boyfriend is just behind me!"

Realising that he was on a loser or a massive thumping, Aaron sprinted for the exit, did a one-two with the doorman, asked him to block the entrance so as to give him time to dive into his Ferrari and speed off before he was issued with a "boot into touch" from his cauliflowered ear pursuer!

It just goes to show you, money, good looks and hot Ferraris aint everything!

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