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Saturday, 12 March 2011

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Monica Lewinksy says she would love to be Mrs. Billy Clinton. (Photo courtesy of Al Gore).

LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky in town to make an appearance on The Wheel of Fortune had a very revealing talk with a local reporter.

Lewinsky, who gained notoriety as being the most famous White House intern in the history of White House interns, talked with Preston St. Bolero of Bedroom Pillow Talk.

Monica, who is now 37, and has never married told St. Bolero that she has long ago forgiven Billy for not only throwing her under the bus but for throwing her under the ocean liner as well.

She explained that the only reason he lied about their relationship was because he was so afraid that his wife would have cut off his "Little Billy" while he was asleep.

Monica said that she is so much in love with Billy that she has named her pet dog, her pet cat, and even her pet kangaroo all "Billy" after the man who showed her what the true meaning of is, is.

She blushed and said that one day she hopes to become Mrs. Billy Clinton.

She giggled as she said that to this day whenever she sees a pepperoni pizza she still recalls the very first one that her and the president shared underneath his desk in the Oral office, I mean Oval office.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Now there's a Freudian Slip if I've ever heard one. I told Abel that I was going to leave it in. He laughed and said, 'You're the boss, boss'.]

Monnie, as Billy called her, also says that whenever she happens to see Rush Limbaugh with that big old 12-inch cigar in his mouth it really brings back memories of her and "Little Billy."

When asked how she thinks she would get along with Clinton's daughter Chelsea, she replied that she feels that Chelsea would make a great step-daughter and she knows that she would make a great step-mother.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Hillary knows about Monica Lewinsky still lusting after her husband. And she apparently has stated that Miss Lewinsky can stick around, because if Bill doesn't start harping on the fact that she (Hillary) has gained a lot of weight, she just may end up dumping his ass.]

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