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Friday, 11 March 2011

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The video footage is likely to go viral on the Queen's Royal YouBoob! channel

London - The pictures were accidentally hacked into by Daily Smearer reporters on the edge of the Andy Coulson affair.

Their existence has seen a furious Palace rumpus erupt as the UK Representative for Rough Trade And Investment fights to save his fetid ass.

Front page shots on the News of the Screws show 18 year-old Miley in a teensy Victoria's Secret 30A-cup black bra, white vest and matching panties.

"There's a lot less cover-up on Randy Andy's pics, he-heh," a bakcstairs Palace flunkey claimed today.

"And the video footage's likely to go viral on the Queen's Royal YouBoob! channel."

Cyrus is, of course, now an adult and free to pose in provocative pictures to aid her extraordinary movie career.

Last month her country singer dad Billy Ray said in an interview he was tearing his hair out with worry about his daughter escapades.

"Of course, she's never been as bad as that Vanessa Hudgens," Cyrus commented, "who got called a Poster Child For Disney Corruption before her own 18th birthday!"

Justin Beiber is 5ft 2ins.

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