LOS ANGELES - In a move that has surprised a lot of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider fans, as well as fans of Angelina Jolie the film's producers have decided to move on with the series minus its star Angelina Jolie.
And movie critics from El Lay to the Big Apple are speculating as to why. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Papaya Ruckusgarden stated that the reason is simply because the powers that be feel that Jolie has simply allowed her lips to get to big.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Three botox procedures and several collagen implants have succeeded in giving Angelina Jolie what can best be described as Fantasia lips.]
Moltenberry Babineaux of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle wrote that all of the problems that Jolie has been having with her horde of six children have also caused her to become quick-tempered, short-fused, and bitterly sarcastic.
Even her husband Brad Pitt stated that Angie has turned into The Prima Donna slash Diva from the depths of hellacious hell.
And Columbus Tiffbottom of The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser wrote that Angelina Jolie has shown what can happen when a woman steals another man's husband. It may take a while but as they say in Brooklyn 'paybacks are a bitch.'
Tiffbottom said that to add insult to injury, the word on the streets of Beverly Hills is that Jennifer Aniston, the woman whose husband (Brad Pitt) Jolie stole, may be offered Jolie's old Lara Croft part.
And so the Lara Croft - Tomb Raider saga will continue minus one Angelina Jolie who has shown that no matter what people in her Hollywood circle of friends may say "You can't have it all bitch."
Reports are that Brad Pitt is still seriously thinking about divorcing Jolie and getting back together with Aniston.