Written by Lady Godiva
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Topics: Kate Middleton

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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The actual pancake Kate flipped is on the top of the stack

Yes, bride-to-be Kate is extremely multi-talented. She wowed crowds in Ireland recently by flipping a pancake. She is also able to walk and chew gum at the same time whilst sending text messages. Amazing!

My source told me that Kate has also been seen 'flipping omelettes' whilst talking on her mobile phone and can pat her head with one hand whilst rubbing her stomach with her other hand. Astounding!

Her talents continue to amaze the public. Kate is now adding to her many skills and is the process of learning how to play the string game of 'cat's cradle'. From there she will move on to training with 'conkers' for an upcoming tournament. 'Mind-boggling'.

It is rumoured that Kate has also enrolled in 'Scrapbook Making' classes and macrame classes, but these rumours have yet to be verified (or is it 'villified')

Prince William sure knows how to pick 'em.

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