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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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This is a photo of Cheryl Cole that she autographed and gave to Justin Bieber.

HOLLYWOOD - It looks like 17-year-old Justin Bieber has gotten his wish. His agent has just worked out a deal where he will get to appear with the one woman that he has a first rate crush on.

The salivating Bieber and the erotically sensuous Cole will be appearing on an upcoming episode of the highly rated TV dramedy Glee.

Justin has appeared on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Growing Up Kardashian, and Two and A Half Men, where he portrayed Tabasco Harper, the son of Charlie Harper.

Cheryl Cole has just signed to be a judge on Simon Cowell's brand new show X-Factor. Cole lives with her boyfriend Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough in his Hollywood Hills home which he has nicknamed Casa Cha Cha Cha.

There have been rumors that the singer/dancer Cole and dancer/comedian Hough may get married sometime this year. Chezza, as she is known in her native England, says that she has fallen head-over-heels in love with the man known as "The Dancing Dude."

Derek, who is the brother of DWTS professional dancer Julianne Hough, and who happens to be the stunningly attractive girlfriend of American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was asked what first attracted him to Cheryl.

Hough got a far away grin on his face and remarked that he could not lie and replied, "Okay, the things that first attracted me to Cheryl were definitely her two tremendously tasty tata's, her two stunningly luscious legs, her totally titillating tush, and her gorgeously good looking groin cookie."

Glee Director Toodleoo Palookatucker says that he was thrilled when he signed Justin Bieber and then was quite surprised when Bieber asked him if he could try and get Cheryl Cole to also appear on the very same show.

When asked what Bieber and Cole would be doing on the show Palookatucker simply said that Cheryl will be portraying a substitute teacher named Fontana Tchaikovsky and Justin will be portraying her nephew Clipper Tchaikovsky.

Justin remarked to The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's Cashew Vixenheimer that he loved appearing in the film Cody and The Cougars with three beautifully sexy women, Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker, but that in his eyes Cheryl Cole is the one woman who can put a smiley face on his underwear quicker than any other female.

Justin hopes to one day go on a concert tour with Cheryl Cole so that she can teach him all about the United Kingdom and all of the U.K.'s various customs, accents, and geographic points of interest.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah yeah Justin. We hear ya little dude {wink-wink}.]

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