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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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Christine Bleakley, sporting her 'Joker' costume.

Joker faced, poker faced TV personality Christine Bleakely has auditioned to play 'The Joker' in the new Batman film entitled 'Confessions of a Superhero.'

The movie sees the caped crusader taking a Robin Askwith style approach to crime fighting, where Batman certainly makes a number of saucy references about his 'Robin.'

Christine Bleakley has decided she wants to play the role of The Joker, as her extremely Joker style mouth makes her an ideal candidate for her ensuing acting debut.

Bleakley stated in her extremely annoying accent,

'I've wanted this role for months. My mouth is so big and I'm so annoying, I am indeed a real life 'Joker.'

Christine, we agree with you completely. Good luck with your audition, and let's hope Batman wipes you of the face of the earth once and for all.

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