Charlie Sheen sent an invitation to Charlie Sheen to invite himself to Prince William's Bachelor Party.
When Charlie was asked by one of our 'shaplier' Spoof Writers, if he would be attending the 'party' he answered,
"Dark Blue with white stripes and that's just my underwear. Where is my dog? Anyone have a toothpick?"
When it was explained that he wasn't making any sense, Charlie commented,
"I'm so tired of the wars going on around the world. Don't people care that I just got fired? Who did you say is having a birthday party ? Oh my brain hurts like hell. Where's the Monty Python Gang when you need them?
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them Sam I Am.
I do not like them without corn.
I do not like them with my porn
I do not like them in a hut.
I do not like them in my butt.
I do not like them Sam I Am
I do not like green eggs hand ham.
So piss off and leave me alone."
The interview was suspended when Charlie stripped off his clothes and began dancing on the coffee table, naked except for a lampshade on his head and a bar of soap up his butt, singing, "I'm forever blowing bubbles." Charlie was doing the singing NOT the bar of soap.