Naww. Fawcett would never be considered a father figure. Camilla is just an avowed mistress and isn't one of those fantasy roles about playing domineering mother? will she or won't she remove Fawcett from the Prince's life? Well, after all, Prince Charles is jokingly and mockingly calling Mrs. Camilla Parker Bowles wife to humor her fancying herself the wife of a crown prince who has a long-standing spousal arrangement with another woman. This is all so humourous. the spouse of prince charles was detained in Hollywood where it is proposed that Prince Charles and the woman who perceives herself as wife will visit come this November (the actual month of birth of the authentic daughter of President Kennedy, kidnappee of Joe and Rose Kennedy, who celebrates her birthday post assassination in April whereas before her parents were assassinated they celebrated her birthday at Christmas), a place where she lived and worked when she was a child. She was kidnapped and the kidnappers claiming that work conditions were horrible demanded they keep her. Her father said, okay. The kidnappers then realized that they had to feed her (a continual expense), clothe her (children outgrow their clothes and shoes, you know), and provide a place for her to live. They then said, not out of their tiny incomes from their occasional work in the movies. So they set about getting her jobs in films so she would have an income at that tender age. So in childhood, she was self-supporting from her work. You all have seen her films and been charmed by her. The copyright dates on the films were changed to the 1930s but were actually filmed decades after the 1930s. They just wanted to make it appear that Americans had long been producing endearing films. As conditions in Hollywood improved (people would say, is this a good way to be treating people when they found harsh conditions) a bit, they told her she was no longer needed because her feet had grown too big (they were making her appear younger in age than she actually was and they designed shows to make her feet appear smaller than they actually were and they felt they could no longer design shows to make her feet appear the age that they wanted to keep her in the public's mind). Later, they said they no longer needed her in that capacity (singer and dancer and actress), but needed her in other ways. Perhaps one day Mrs. Camilla Parker Bowles will let Heidi go home to be with her biologic and only family rather than having to endure living in the US all by herself with no biologic family around since the assassination of her parents.
Now for you Hollywood screenplay writer types:
Now, with Mrs. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg (Castle-burg) there with nose job and all to resemble the nose of Prince Charles, and both Mrs. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and Prince Charles have had surgery on their big probiscus in the middle of their individual faces (in case you did not know where a probiscus is situated on the human body) and bearing in mind that the noses would make them look like siblings, and adding in the fact that Prince Charles and the authentic daughter of President John F. Kennedy (not a Kennedy as he was repeatedly kidnapped and concealed by Joe and Rose Kennedy) have a long term spousal arrangement and brother and sister are disallowed for codified American prejudices in the US from having a legally sanctioned spousal relations with each other, is Mrs. Caroline Kennedy appearing to overlook these little details and claim that by using the title, daughter of President Kennedy or similar, that she is therefore the sister/spouse of Prince Charles. Mrs. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, the woman who is criminally impersonating the authentic daughter of President John F. Kennedy (who does not wear her hair in the old lady grey style yet and there is not much grey there yet anyway at pushing 50) is not the daughter of the assassinated 35th President of the United States and Mrs. CAroline Kennedy Schlossberg is in no way a biologic relative of Prince Charles.
Mrs. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg neglected to mention the rest of the story about her not giving birthday or gifts to Miss Jacqueline Bouvier or Mrs. Rose Kennedy. She left out the part where when it was suggested that if she continues in her goal of crime by wrongly claiming to be the daughter of the assassinated 35th President of the United States and Miss Jacqueline Bouvier (who was never First Lady and to whom the president was never married, and with whom he never had sexual relations or permitted her to obtain any of his male residue that results in conception) that she threw a very violent temper tantrum saying she will not provide gifts to Miss Jacqueline Bouvier or Mrs. Rose Kennedy because they were not her mother or grandmother. It was settled then that if she of her own volition decided to continue to be a criminal and wrongly claim to be the daughter of an assassinated US president(in those days the constitution and laws were extended equally to all; they did not have a child size menu version of laws and penalities) that instead of providing gifts to these women she write something (reflect on what she is doing each time a gift giving occasion came about). This temper tantrum she threw was outdoors in public. but people further from the situation would be uncertain of the context of the situation (I understand Senator Joseph Biden prefaced a question with 8 minutes of remarks developing the context behind the question before he actually asked the question of nominee to the Chair of the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court and was roundly derided for taking so much time on such an important issue as a nomination to the Chair of the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court).
are you all trying to make Osama Bin Laden and the violent people in Iraq to lay down their arms by getting them to double over laughing hard and long at the antics of Mrs. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, poseur of media fame?