LOS ANGELES - Pop-culture experts are shocked at the length of time Justin Bieber has remained in the limelight for.
As of today, he has been in the spotlight since the release of his single 'Baby', which was in 18th Jan 2010, which makes Bieber THE longest ever artist to remain in the eye, topping in at over a year.
"Wha-?" said Inhopeless, a highly-regarded popculture guru. "He released a hit. And? He's still as popular as he was then. You just have to look at the amount of crudely-written Spoof stories about him. The only one-hit wonder that even I can remember is Soulja Boi, and I forgot what he played."
Bieber's fame has just confused experts who have had thier research and graphs defenstrated.
"We've analysed hundreds and thousands of 'stars'," said Dr. Pastle, "We thought that the amount of time after single is inversly proportion to obscourity of person. But no. Bieber has just broken everything. Thanks a lot."
According to experts, by month two of post-dimittam, Bieber should've been caught snorting coke on the cover of Maxim. And by month four he should have faded from public memory.
However, calculations by Inhopeless have reckoned he has two more months before coke-snorting.