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Monday, 7 March 2011

(Published 2033) LONDON URBEM - 'Baby', the new track by Mike Hall, is number one on the BillBoard 100.

"This song has never been done before," said his manager, Gates. "The words flow so well, and the intro is a classic, 'You know you love me...' amazing. No-one has got that. Unique in every way."

The song has been called the AVClub's number one inventive song of the year, and also praised by NME, Rolling Stone, and BBC Radio 1 for its originality and freshness.

"Well, you know," Hall said, "the lyrics were half-written by Steve [the manager] and by this expert guy. It's totally different to what's out there, I think."

The single 'Baby' will be released in time for the Mid-autumn Spendover season, which this year, is sponsored by Sony, Walmart, Google, Clarks, T-Mobile, and Facebook.

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