It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding.
Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as she uttered this denial and said,
"Victoria had her fingers crossed behind her back when she denied planning to outshine Kate, and we know what THAT means"
David Beckham has been given permission by his LA Galaxy bosses to attend the wedding. However he has been told to get on the very first plane back as the Galaxy have an extremely important 'game' coming up just 48 hours after the wedding.
Becks has also been told he must NOT drink alcohol at the reception. He agreed to this condition - but he too had his fingers crossed behind his back when he answered.
It's believed that the Beckhams both had their fingers crossed behind their backs when they made their wedding vows....so say many of their guests.
Becks is getting another tattoo. This one will be of the EPL logo as he hopes to be back playing in the English Premier League in the not too distant future. He is getting fed up of living in America.
Seems he is trying to take our minds away from Victoria's scheme to upstage Kate....but we are not stoopid. Nor are our readers.