Charlie Sheen is out to show CBS and anyone else who may have doubted his ability to make money that he is closest to becoming God than anyone on earth, even while his life seems to be falling to pieces.
In case no one has yet noticed, Sheen is taking advantage of every media outlet known to man to get his point across that no matter how loopy he becomes, loopy makes moolah, and lots of it. In fact, Sheen is now marketing himself as "the God of loopy," and dares anyone to take him on.
To prove his power, Sheen's latest media event involves him having tons of fresh-made mud pumped into his living room and getting down and dirty with the goddesses. In the video, Sheen sports nothing more than a golden thong with a dollar sign insignia screen-printed on the business part.
"God I love being this nuts," says Sheen at the beginning of the video. "Being this nuts means never having to say you're sorry," he screams into the camera as he then dives headlong into the mud and begins to tackle the goddesses, who are topless and wearing matching golden thongs.
So far, the video has surpassed 600 million views in just the first 7 hours of being broadcast. "At that rate," claims a YouTube spokesperson, "we could see a crash of the entire internet within hours."
When told that he could possibly be responsible for taking down the entire internet with his video, Sheen responded, "that'll teach those bastards to mess with God."