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Saturday, 5 March 2011

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J-Lo getting ready for American Idol

"I know it's a family show and I'm doing my best to control myself," said Randy Jackson, after Thursday's American Idol live results show. "But the fact is, if they show this dawg one more video of J-Lo in those skin-tight cat suits while I'm sitting so close to her I can practically feel her breath on the back of my neck, I'm gonna explode."

Jackson has asked producers of the show to switch J-Lo and Steven Tyler so that Jackson can concentrate on the singers and not the "tigress" as he calls J-Lo, but so far the producers have denied his request.

"She purrs," said Jackson, "I swear to God, she purrs. How the hell am I supposed to keep my mind on the singers when she's sitting there purring every time she hears a song she likes? It's driving me crazy."

When Tyler was asked whether or not J-Lo had the same effect on him, he replied "Who?"

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