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Saturday, 5 March 2011

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Kids Toys Involved in Latest Sheen Caper

Police were called to Charlie Sheen's home again last night after neighbors reported hearing high-pitched screams coming from Sheen's yard. Upon arrival, officers found Sheen hanging halfway out of a child's wagon that he'd smashed into a fire hydrant, while one of the goddesses was using a golf club to try and free Charlie from the wagon.

The scene reminded onlookers of a similar incident involving Tiger Woods and his then wife, Elin in 2009, which culminated in a messy divorce for Woods. But instead of being angry, both goddesses were doing their best to try and have sex with Charlie even as paramedics were busy trying to administer medical treatment.

Upon questioning, Sheen reportedly said "Talk about déjà vu hey guys? Evidently I have more Tiger blood in me than I realized."

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