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Friday, 4 March 2011

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After discovering that Lady GaGa has been unofficially named as America's Favorite Female Star, Miley Cyrus has thrown a fit according to those present when she heard the news on Entertainment Tomorrow Night.

"What? How do they even know Lady GaaaaaGaaaaa is even a female?", she exploded. "How about Oprah?"

Of course, Cyrus knew that Oprah Winfrey wasn't even in the contest. This one was for performers only.

Meanwhile a representative for Cyrus told her she shouldn't have done that 'gaaaagaaaa' thing when there were photos taken.

"This is going to be worse than that 'Oriental eyes thing' the rep, Howard Fine told her. Lady GaGa has a lot of fans out there."

Miley told him what he could do with the photographs.

" Did I finish second?"

"Third. Kristen Stewart has finished second I'm afraid."

"Make yourself useful", she told him. "Go out and check that poll and see if "Hannah Montana" was on it. If so, I demand a recount with both my names added together."

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