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Friday, 4 March 2011

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Yoda Is Coming!

Hollywood, CA - Actress Natalie Portman is glowing with excitement as she prepares to give birth to her first baby. Friends and relatives of the 'Star Wars' actress are a little concerned though. Natalie won't be giving birth to a human--she will give birth to Yoda, the tiny green Jedi warrior from a galaxy far, far away.

Natalie found out about her bizarre pregnancy after a routine ultrasound procedure last week. The procedure was so surreal that the attending nurse had a complete nervous breakdown, and the attending physician tried to kill himself.

"Waiting, I am, for to be born. And happy I am, to be developing so good of you Princess!" came a voice from Natalie's womb. Natalie recognized the voice of Yoda right away, and her face lit up with joy. Photos taken of the fetus clearly show Yoda's odd ears and greenish skin.

Doctors recommended an abortion right away, but Natalie refused. Her baby often talks to her and gives her advice about many things.

"Strange is this Universe, and strange is this life. Transcends The Force, it does, both real and unreal, fiction and not fiction." said Yoda from the womb.

Birth is expected to occur on April Fools Day, although doctors really don't have any idea about what is going on. Natalie is also in talks with Roman Polanski to work on a new movie about her experience after the birth. The movie will be called 'Natalie's Baby'.

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