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Friday, 4 March 2011

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British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend.

This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on his new film. "The Abduction" while Pettyfer was there to film "I Am Number Four!"

Pettyfer stated that he had never met Lautner and that Diana Agron is only a close friend of his.

However, several tabloids have been connecting Pettyfer and Dianna Agron for some time now.

As for the movie, "I Am Number Four", it is about school bullying, a subject hotly debated nowadays.

In the meantime Taylor Lautner says that he only met Agron at a get-together and that they only went out a couple of times, to dinner.

"All the paparazzi need is a photo and they're off", stated Lautner. "Actually, she talked a lot about Pettyfer but I've never met him."

Back to Pettyfer, he says much the same thing. "The paparazzi don't even have to see you with anyone to create a story. They make one up and get a photo or two photos and photoshop them. I've seen myself with several people that I don't even know."

Well, that at least explains the recent pic of Pettyfer with the orangutan in "Zappers Weekly Tabloid".

"I like the IN-And-Out burger places he told a tabloid lately. I like for my burgers to be hormone free but not the smiling young lady who asks if I want the chips."

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