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Friday, 4 March 2011

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Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that.

"Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and I like that", stated Stewart.

"Oh sure, he's not the knight in armor who would defend me against an army. I think he WOULD take on anyne if it was to keep me from getting hurt but that wasn't what he was talking about...and you guys know it. So why take up something out of contents?"

Why indeed? But isn't that what a reporter is after, something different?

"Everybody spins everything including actors", Pattinson later answered told the same reporter. "That's what actors do on the screen. They have to do a good job of spinning the idea that they are a completely different in different movies. Singers adopt acts to spice up the show. So I know you guys are spinning things to sell news stories. If you wrote the same thing every time about the same person, who would read it. You spice it up!"

But you really wouldn't fight Taylor Lautner over Kristen Stewart?

"Are you crazy? That guy was ranked number one in his category by the American Sports Karate Association. He'd kick my ass! But, it would be different if he were trying to hurt her or something. I'm a lover not a fighter!...leave that out! It's so lame."

Certainly!

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