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Friday, 4 March 2011

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Howard And Jason In The New Video

In an exclusive interview today Take That's Gary Barlow revealed what really goes on behind the scenes in Take That.

Speaking as they release their Incredible new single 'Kidz' the singer explained, ' Our World Wide domination is down to me we all know that, but every once in a while I let Mark Owen, he's the small one with the slight speech impediment, sing some of the vocals. Not all mind, just the verse, and then I come in with a big Chorus to help him out.

Take the new single, ''Kidz'', we're keeping it real and modern by spelling Kidz in a crazy way, and we steal a very 60's sound from the Kinks to start things off. The key is to have a very expensive video so that people get distracted from how poor the song actually is.
The verse is weak, but listen to my voice when the chorus starts

'There'll be trouble when the kids come out' is pure genius. It's very important to have a good hook and as usual I save the day.

Howard and Jason, the other two as we call them, wander about a bit looking moody, but the masterpiece here is keeping Robbie out of the limelight. You can almost see how annoyed he is at not singing, and I love that. Makes him look a bit sulky. It won't be long now before he quits the band and we can get back to normal.'

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