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Friday, 4 March 2011

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One of the goddesses

Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses.

Asked if he wasn't happily married just last week when we interviewed him, Cryer replied, "Well, yeah, yeah I guess I was. But without Charlie in my life, without a job, where was I freakin' supposed to go?"

He then took a call back from Charlie Sheen. "Hey, buddy? How you holding up? What do you mean where am I? I'm out here in Malibu. Where are you? Sherman Oaks? Are you kidding me? Seriously? I have to live in the freakin valley??! Yeah sure, Mulholland Drive. Got it. Yeah, yeah, Charlie, I've got the vodka; and, and the pills. I know, I know, brown paper bags. Wait, before you hang up, what are the goddesses wearing?"

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