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Monday, 7 March 2011

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LeAnn Rimes says she is tired of being labeled as a "Husband Stealer." (Photo courtesy of Brad Pitt).

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes who has gotten a reputation as a "Husband Stealer" is denying reports that she tried to make a play for Carrie Underwood's husband.

But according to iGossip news, the dishwater blonde country singer was seen at a Mickey D's in Nashville in the company of a hockey player who looked a lot like fellow country music singer Carrie Underwood's husband Mike Fisher.

iGossip reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that the player was wearing a Nashville Predators hockey uniform which granted does not necessarily mean it was Fisher, but several of the Mickey D's patrons did go up to the hockey player and requested his autograph.

Taffeta was able to talk to one of the little boys, 8-year-old Tippy Coopermax, Jr., of Hot Springs, Arkansas, who showed her the autograph he had received.

The name on the Mickey D's napkin looked like it could be Mike Fisher, but once one looked at it a little bit closer one could see that it actually kind of looked more like Sergei Kostitsyn.

Up until a few weeks ago, Fisher was playing up in Canada with the Ottawa Senators but they graciously agreed to trade him to Nashville so that he could be close to his wife, the stunningly sexy country singer Carrie Underwood who jokingly had told Ellen DeGeneres on her show that she had actually forgotten what Mikey looked like naked.

Taffeta Kixx reported that Kostitsyn does look a little like Fisher. He is about two pounds heavier, one inch shorter, and seven years younger.

When LeAnn was asked by Kixx what she was doing with Fisher or even Kostitsyn for that matter she got extremely defensive and yelled out, "Look, I am a country singer, and I have been through a lot of country type problems.

I have had lots of severe problems in the past dealing with truck issues, crop rotating issues, horse denutting issues, and cornbread recipe issues so I do not need anyone messing with my personal life when it comes to males."

Kixx replied that she just wants to help her get the bad rap of her being a husband-stealing tramp off of her back. She said that even that Velcro-for-brains, fake blonde socialite Paris Hilton does not have a reputation for going around and stealing other womens husbands.

LeAnn shook her head and replied that she has made an appointment to go see Dr. Caruso Zadfack in Beverly Hills, who at $455 an hour, is one of the leading celebrity mental therapists on the Left Coast.

Dr. Zadfack is very popular because he takes VISA, MasterCard, American Express, and CartaCeleb.

In a non-related story - Ex-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin says that she has gotten quite tired of hearing the incessant rumors about Venezuela making plans to invade oil rich Alaska in August. She said she called up President Hugo Chavez and when she asked him about the rumors he started laughing so hard he spilled his glass of tequila all over his plate of enchiladas.

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