It seems that Justin Bieber has a knack for putting up the backs of police officers.
"So the kid likes practical jokes. Usually you overlook it but not when you're having a bad night already with crowd control outside a Hollywood Shindig!"
Shindig? This guy's been around awhile. Might give noogies any time so I backed away a bit. Or was it nuggies? The head-rubbing thing that Biff used on Marty McFly.
"We brought him in with his manager and calmly asked him if he knew anything about the piss-balloon things hitting officers after Bieber lost that Grammy. He stated No and we let him go."
A second officer then stated that he saw Bieber stop, tell his manager that he had to visit the john and went in.
Later that night or early the next day the officers had a mess on their hands as nearly a dozen drunks were arrested the night before and someone found six of them lying on the floor in a puddle of used beer, beer nuts, pretzels and crap.
"Someone had written on the wall, "If you want to skip jail and go home, read message on the opposite wall" and when you looked at the opposite wall, there was "If you want to skip jail and go home, read message on the opposite wall". The drunks that were in there taking a whiz got dizzy looking back and forth till six were in one big pile."
"This is not to say Bieber did it. But we have to be suspicious", stated the Captain.