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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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Apparently Judy Carn and Goldie Hawn, from the old Laugh-In show have been replaced by singer/actor Miley Cyrus.

"She's definitely today's Version", stated Carn. "She is always getting it socked to her by the press and umm, others."

Critics have been the key sockers of late, along with Liam Hemsworth but apparently that's all over and done with.

A source told us that Miley is looking a little Miles-ly lately.

"She once had those innocent-looking teeny features but now there's a crack showing here and there. Just look at some recent photographs. I mean, it's not like Brittany yet but the path she's on may lead here to it."

Meanwhile Goldie Hawn giggled, "Miley may have replace Judy and me but she'll never be the airhead that I have been."

Both agreed that the "sock it to me" stage began when they saw her rubbing her bum up an older gent's sock."

Although both ladies from the old show agreed about Miley, they disagreed about who would get today's "Flying Finger of Fate Award".

Judy choose Mel Gibson while Goldie picked Charlie Sheen to receive the Golden Digit.

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