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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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"Wow! Would you look at that!"

Although few recognize him outside of Australia, TV actor and singer Glandy Devine has began making the rounds and even received several quick shots at the Academy Awards Show Sunday night.

"It was almost like Glandy, with his blue hair and glittering eyebrows, kept the cameras coming back because no one could figure who this guy was sitting close by several top stars", stated one of the show's director.

Most people we talked to stated that Glandy made it to a lot of parties later where he had everyone in stitches.

"Of course, most of them were drunk but he has quite a 'personality', I guess you would call it", stated Al Goodman of ABC.

Most would call it a big "package" that Glandly loves to sport, walking while leaning almost backwards.

Lady GaGa herself was seated pretty close to Glandy during the Oscar presentations. It was the camera swinging toward her that first caught the camera man's attention.

Lady GaGa stated that she had actually heard of Glandy before the show, through some friends.

"I was one of those whose loud sighs you heard after Glandly got up and we all saw him in full bloom, with the tight pants and that leaning-backward walk of his. Well, I say, if you got it, FLAUNT IT!"

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