Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film.
In the role made famous by Philip Michael Thomas, Ashley Cole will play Ricardo 'Rico' Tubbs and Wayne Rooney will play James 'Sonny' Crockett, in a slightly more rugged version of the character made famous by heartthrob Don Johnson.
Vinnie takes up the story. 'It's something Guy and I have been thinking of for a while and events this week just clinched what we already knew. Footballers these days earn far too much money and have little respect for their peers. Many think they are above the law anyway so they'd make perfect detectives.
Wayne Rooney's shoulder slam on James McCarthy was straight out of Hollywood and Ashley Cole has proven he has all the gun handling skills for the action scenes. It's perfect casting really, and any snipes about them not being the sharpest tools in the box, just look at me, it hasn't done me any harm has it?'
Having met Guy Ritchie at a McDonalds restaurant Rooney said 'It should be well great,learning an American twang an' that.'
Ashley Cole added 'It'll be well gangsta,I've got the minerals. I can't wait innit.'