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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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Slamming his forehead with the palm of his hand, actor Robert Pattinson told reporters he had nothing to say this morning, maybe for the rest of the year.

Ordinarily Pattinson is very polite to everyone but something apparently had happened to the happy-go-lucky British lad.

Soon Kristen Stewart appeared from the other end of the hotel where we had reporters sunk down in their car seats or wearing masks of Queen Elizabeth to throw people off.

"I have nothing to say. I have a doctor's appointment. Please get out of my way. Oh, I didn't know it was you your Majesty......rats! Come out from behind that mask. I'll take on the lot of you."

Whatever happened to the cute couple? It wasn't until we picked up a copy of The Major Clarion that we realized, first...that we had been scooped. Second, that the headlines read, "Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks to Bed!"

The Clarion has a reputation for skimming other tabloids and obtaining their headlines and using them for their own stories.

Although pitiful when you think about it....a tabloid that old acting like a student looking over his classmate's shoulder on a test.

However, fair warning, don't get in the way of either Robert Pattinson nor Kristen Stewart today.

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