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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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Barking At The Moon

Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars.

Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks started to appear with his song 'Talking To The Moon' which was out recently.

Famous Musician Behaviour Analyst Victor Sinex, 57, explained to the audience on The Terry Springer Show, yesterday.

'When artists get really famous they reach a stage where all they really want is a true companion, someone who really understands, and connects with them. On Bruno's song here, he sings ''Talking to the moon, trying to get to you'' which is the classic sign of early madness. He thinks his girlfriend is on the moon, he's trying to get there to meet her. That isn't healthy, certainly not for his girlfriend who wouldn't last very long up there on her own anyway. Bruno has certainly got issues here and I want to help him. Bruno, if you are watching, don't waste your time talking to the moon, give me a call.'

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