Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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Selena Gomez has taken off her "Purity Ring" and put it away in her jewelry box. (Photo courtesy of Miley Cyrus).

DANA POINT, California - It is finally officially official Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are in fact a couple. After much speculation that the two were merely friends, young Bieber who was celebrating his 17th birthday, did state for the record that he has fallen head-over-heels in love with Selena.

And Selena, who is 18, stated that Justin is exactly all that she could ever want in a boyfriend, he is cute, talented, funny, kind, caring, and rich (like her).

The two young lovers made no secret of their passion for each other as at one point they even exchanged chewing gum. The two checked into the very swank Presidential Suite at The St. Regis Monarch Beach Hotel.

A reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk asked one of the bellhops what the room rate for that particular room was. He replied that the rate was $6,000 per night.

When asked what beverages he had delivered to the cute couple the bellhop replied that Justin had asked for a Coke Zero and Selena had requested a Diet Dr. Pepper.

They also ordered an order of nachos, some French fries, some onion rings, a rack of baby back ribs, and two Hostess Twinkies.

Later in the evening the two were seen holding hands and humming one of Demi Lovato's songs as they walked into the hotel's restaurant.

The couple sat at a far table and they were observed giggling, laughing, and telling each other Sarah Palin jokes.

A hotel guest at the next table said that he noticed that Selena was not wearing her "Purity Ring."

After the couple finished their meal they paid their bill, left a very nice tip, and both autographed the sleeve of the waiter's white jacket.

They then disappeared into the beautiful California evening and took a romantic stroll down by the beach as Justin whistled a song by Taylor Swift.

As the two laid out on the beach, Selena was observed turning towards the 'birthday boy' and giving him an extremely passionate kiss, which one middle aged observer remarked she is sure Justin will never forget.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will provide more developments as they develop.

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