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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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Kris Humphries gave Kim Kardashian this basketball on their very first date.

NEW YORK CITY - Well it did not take Kim Kardashian very long to get over her body guard/boyfriend Shengo who had to dash back to his native Australia due to his visa expiring.

An unnamed source said that as Shengo left the hotel where he and Kim were staying Kardashian was heard to say, "Take care, Shengo, and do not worry hon, I will wait for you."

Shengo left the hotel happily whistling the old Beatles tune "Got To Get You Into My Life."

But before the Right Coast sun had set Kim was seen 'sexting' her new boyfriend New Jersey Nets basketball player Kris Humphries.

The two hooked up at a local Pizzeria and patrons disclosed that Krissy Boy was putting moves on Miss Kim that even his Laker's nemesis Kobe Bryant would have been proud of.

Humphries was later heard saying that when he got Kim back to his hotel room he dribbled, executed a fast break, and did a spin around slam dunk move on the KK girl that caused her to yell out, "Dammit all, hey how many of ya are there anyway?"

It is no secret that Kim is physically, emotionally, mentally, and even geographically attracted to athletes. She dated New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush.

She has also dated Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin and now she is playing "Ball" with NBA star Kris Humphries.

Kim was recently interviewed by The Right Coast Illustrated Revue's Ashburton Wasabi and he stated that she sure seems to have a soft spot for big, strong athletic types.

Kardashian blushed and replied that it just seems that for some reason her cute-as-a-button butt is an athletic dude magnet.

She giggled and said that each of her ball playing boyfriends has said the very same thing the first time that each saw her humongous badonkadonk in the buff.

"And what was that?" Wasabi asked.

Kim blushed. She took a drink of her Tangerine Margarita and replied that the very first word out of Reggie, Miles, and Kris's mouths upon gazing upon the panoramic expanse of her caboose was "Wow!!!"

In a non-related story. Lisa Rinna admitted that her lips have gotten so ridiculously huge that she now goes through two lipsticks a day.

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