Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: Sex, Lady Gaga

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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A photo taken of Lady Gaga back during her smoking days. (Photo courtesy of Howie Mandel).

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga who oozes sexuality has revealed a shocking secret. The glam singer says that she had her first sexual encounter just a two short years ago.

When asked what her definition of sex is she replied in a manner that left no doubt that she was referring to the actual act of hiding the salami as they refer to in New York's Lower East Side.

A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight asked her what took her so long to start having sex. Gaga grinned and said that she has always just been too busy writing songs, rehearsing, performing, and putting on her ridiculously horrific costumes, which sometimes take as much as two hours to get into and two hours and five minutes to get out of.

Lady G pointed out that by the time she gets out of her 'meat outfits,' her 'egg costumes,' and her 'lettuce dresses' she is much to tired to do anything but have a bowl of Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies and go to bed.

The woman who was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta shyly remarked that although she did get somewhat of a late start in the vavavooming department she is certainly making up for it now.

Lady Gaga will soon be appearing on 'Piers Morgan Tonight' where she will talk all about her sex life and reveal for the very first time who it was who popped her cherry as they say in Walla Walla, Washington.

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