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Sunday, 27 February 2011

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According to a fellow patient at a rehab where they were also treating Charlie Sheen, Sheen told him he hated having to go to all the trouble of lifting a toilet lid in a bathroom when the sink was "right there waiting for you."

He also told me that the same held true of suddenly getting sick.

Still another inmate laughed and told us that Sheen had stated that he was only trying to show a little manners and dignity by not going all over the floor.

"He said that that alone could easily cause someone to open the door and go flying across the floor...that a person could hit his head on the floor and die or fall over him heaving into the sink."

The rehab had no comment but the first guy came back around and stated "Sheen said that some of his girlfriends had no class, no patience with a person who had to go to the bathroom in a bad way."

"One thing you can say about old Charlie Sheen, stated old Charlie Sheen, "if he's going to the bathroom in the sink, it will never be the kitchen sink...especially if there's dirty dishes in there. That's the difference between me and Hasselhoff!"

"Then he held his head high as he walked out the clinic door."

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