Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen won a bet weekend before last by staying all weekend at an unknown nudist colony the two admitted to reporters this morning.
A rumor had been circulating that this had happened but was denied by a representative of Stewart UNTIL the two broke the news themselves.
Pattinson stated that they had enjoyed the nudist colony being secluded as they were at a place where people didn't know them very well and they had changed their appearances.
"Yes, Kristen used a third breast and I attached a fake toe", laughed Pattinson. "Seriously, most of it was fine. Enjoyed the sunshine. We were at a really out of the way place and there were only a half dozen couples with us, who didn't speak good English."
Meanwhile, friend Taylor Lautner stated that he thought the two were called "White Tails" because they were new. "Sound like deer, don't they? Robert told me they had this sign in several languages that stated "Beware of Gays!" and farther along "Beware of Gays on the Beach!" Then there was a smaller sign on the ground and when he bent over to read it, it stated, "Serves you right. You had two warnings already!" Ha Ha! No don't write that down! That was a joke."
As of right now, the paparazzi are hot on the tail...trail of exactly where the nudist colony is located. So far no one has discovered it.
"The only real clue is that they don't speak English very well and call newcomers "White Tails", stated one reporter. "We figured somewhere in the rural Southern Louisiana."