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Saturday, 26 February 2011

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A new comedy about Stewball the Race Horse (song) is in the works according to "The Hollywood Word" that went on the stands this morning.

Despite her legal troubles, actress Lindsay Lohan has agreed to co-star in the musical comedy with Lady Gaga.

"This should be a hoot", stated the Lady to Hollywood reporter, Jance Kaplan. "I've always wanted to be in a musical comedy since seeing all those plays on Broadway and this one could also be done on stage with a lot of rewriting."

Of course, first the movie will have to be made, and Lady Gaga says that she will do her best to get Lohan there each day for filming.

The filming will basically be done in Florida near the Sarasota Race Track.

"This may be my last big chance", Lohan told the Hollywood Word. "I plan to uphold my part."

That would be the back part, according to Lady Gaga. "I play the front and Lohan plays the horse's ass. The role was made for her. If she blows it this time...or if I blow one, come to think of it, she's gone as a serious actress. I think I'll use that as a threat to make sure she's here daily."

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