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Friday, 25 February 2011

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Chezza in Golden Handcuffs New American X-Factor Contract

Chezza is going to have special elocution lessons before her debut on the American X-Factor. Worried TV executives are unsure about Cheryl's suitability for the job and are worried that the Americans won't understand what the Geordie Lass is saying.

Her cute dimpledness is going to have to go to a speech therapist to make her sound more American. It seems to be unlikely that Cheryl will be able to change her speech is such a short time. Surely, her Geordie accent is part of her charm; without her accent she will be "little Miss Nobody".

However, disgruntled X-Factor fans have said that the Americans are welcome to her. They have grown tired of her crocodile tears and fake compassion to all the sob stories. She clearly does not really care about her acts 'the girls' as she has made no effort to further the careers of Cher Lloyd, Katie Waissel or Rebecca Ferguson. The only person Cheryl cares about is Cheryl and she is only concerned with further her own singing career. It is obvious that Cheryl does not care a hoot about her acts and is only concerned about looking after No 1.

It appears that the thing which she has in common with Simon Cowell is looking after themselves and using the show to promote their own careers. Simon is looking more and more fake by the minute and is trying to promote the American X-Factor and use the auditions as a cattle market for aspiring reality show fodder.

It won't take long for the yanks to see through Simon and his Geordie princess hopefully it won't be long before they get tired of their pathetic posturing.

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