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Friday, 25 February 2011

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Even a former president has sent some in!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has joined several currently popular actors in selling his old jockey shorts on eBay to raise funds for charity.

"Why not?", asked Pattinson. "It's for a good cause and I need new ones anyway."

Lautner Taylor was asked originally and he has passed the message along to Pattinson and others.

"We've even gotten Brad Pitt to go along with the project. We're having a ball. Each will be signed also", stated Lautner.

"Somehow I got put in charge of the whole thing", stated Adam Lambert. "But its really for a good cause. So many charities are hurting because of the economy plus I've always tried to contribute to needy families."

"Although we are not allowed to mention the name of the charity, it is one everyone would know. They have always used bells for attention, now they can use balls", laughed Lambert.

Although several other well-known actors are involved, they had rather that you search eBay for the names and the prices we were told.

And Justin Bieber?

"He says he's hasn't worn any but sent over a few briefs", stated Lambert. "We did receive about a dozen pair from Lady Gaga."

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