As a pensioner, Rod Stewart has recently become increasingly confused over both the number of ex-wives and the number of children he has, more so now that another Stewart is on the way.
His eldest daughter, who might not necessarily be his eldest, who he fathered with his first wife, or it could be by his second wife, said, while trying to gain some self-publicity, that she compared her father to "the old woman in a shoe with so many kids she didn't know what to do".
She went on to say he was even more like the old woman with his ridiculous haircut, very much like Common-as-Sh*t Spice or Cheryl Cole will look like at 65 with their ridiculous tattoos, or as Simon Cowell looks now with his ridiculous teeth.
Meanwhile his third child by his fourth wife, or perhaps his fourth child by his third wife, said that she, or was it he, was looking forward to the arrival of his or her new sister or brother.
To help prevent further confusion between wives and children, Mr Stewart, who some people believe sings for a living, is employing a consultant from SOYWAKFY - Sorting Out Your Wives And Kids For You - to help him get his head around things.