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Friday, 25 February 2011

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Kim Kardashian's favorite Mexican food item - El Chingon Deluxe Taco, available at Tacos, Tacos, And Mucho More Tacos.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian star of Growing Up Kardashian has reportedly called up Justin Bieber and told him that she will be taking him out on a date for his 17th birthday this coming Tuesday.

Kardashian who has dated some pretty high profile American athletes including Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys, and Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets says that she has always had a crush on the little singing Canadian whom she refers to as Justy.

Bieber and Kardashian flew to South Africa last June, with his mother's permission, to watch the match between Germany and England which Germany won 4-1.

Kim said that she really enjoyed her trip with Bieber but did say that when she returned to the states that it took her about a week to get the sound of the damn vuvuzelas out of her ears.

She said that both her and Justin enjoyed their stay in the beautiful South African city of Mangaung-Bloemfontein which is pronounced [MAN-go BUBBLE-gum-FONT].

The name is Dutch and roughly translated means, blooming place where the wayward female cheetahs eat the pretty pastel colored flowers growing ever so wild by the water fountains.

Kim says that she can hardly wait to go out with Justin on Tuesday.

When asked where she plans on taking him she smiled and said that they will go to the Santa Monica Pier, then over to the La Brea Tar Pits, and then they'll have dinner at her and Justin's favorite Mexican food restaurant Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Avocado Heights.

The producer of Growing Up Kardashian informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the episode in which Justin Bieber had a guest starring role was the highest rated show of the entire series.

He remarked that plans are already in the works for Bieber to appear in at least two more episodes.

In the first episode he will appear wearing a pair of boxer shorts with a logo bearing Canada's maple leaf and in the next episode he will not be wearing anything at all but will be completely covered except for his head while sitting in a pile of leaves in the backyard of the Kardashian mansion Casa Booty nestled high in the Hollywood Hills.

In a non-related story. A high school in Arizona, in an effort to eradicate a jock itch epidemic, has decided to do away with all high school sports.

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