Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 24 February 2011

image for Lady Gaga's "Sexually Explicit" Commercial Earns Her $1 Million!
Lady Gaga shown relaxing in her dressing room between takes of her commercial.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga says that she can not believe the amount of money she can earn merely by posing in a sexually explicit manner.

Lady G recently shot a one minute commercial for Supreme Skateboards in which the director, Tobin Dreamhauser, had her pretty much do everything that he possibly could in regards to taking advantage of Gaga's lasciviously licentious nature.

In one scene the blonde singer is sitting on top of a horse totally naked except for a Supreme logo which is painted on both of her nipples.

In another scene Lady G is shown licking her elbow while standing completely nude on a beanbag with the Supreme logo painted on her left butt cheek.

And in yet another scene the Gaga girl is shown sensuously caressing a Supreme Skateboard with her crotch. This particular scene took six takes to complete because Lady Gaga did tend to get a little bit too realistic in her lustful perversion.

Mr. Dreamhauser said that the entire shoot which took four hours had to be interrupted a total of nine times in order for some of the photo shoot male members to take restroom breaks.

Lady Gaga, who received $1 million to film the commercial, remarked to Dreamhauser that maybe on days when his crew is going to be filming commercials that they should not drink as much coffee as apparently they did.

The director shook his head as he laughed and replied that it was not the coffee that was causing his crew to have to run to the restroom.

Lady Gaga giggled and asked, "You mean they went to the restroom to..."

And before Gaga finished her sentence, Dreamhauser replied, "Yes, bingo! Gaga, bingo!"

In other news. Vermont has decided to get stricter with smokers. It has just passed a law that goes into effect March 15, 2011, that any resident of Vermont caught smoking in a public place will be arrested and put on an Arizona-bound bus.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 plus 5?

7 6 5 11

Go to top