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Thursday, 24 February 2011

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Actor Taylor Lautner will be starring in a new adult movie based on the old comic classics, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers" which is proving to be a very profitable trend of late.

"It combines youth stars like Lautner and Chaske Spencer with old boomers who will go see or rent these low-cost movies that are hilarious", stated a rep for Taylor Lautner.

Many are wondering about these guys playing hippies of the sixties as Taylor Lautner is not particularly hairy and Chaske (pronounced Chas-kay) is a native American.

"Are you kidding me?", Lautner told a reporter after he asked the same question. "Spencer and I played WEREWOLVES in the Twilight movies! Don't you think the make-up people will be able to make us look like the Fuzzy Freak Brothers?"

Also asked was the question about the adult nature of the movie.

"We have to break a mold here. The movie may allow '16 & Over' into the theaters or they may rearrange a few scenes from the movie and place them back into the rentals."

Lautner stated that he was anxious to get started.

Both Lautner and Spencer stated that they had fun doing some of the Twilight scenes and that they will really let go all the off-camera fun they had while they were shooting the Twilight movies.

"We have a really funny script", Spencer later told reporters. "Plus they have allowed us a free hand in creating our own scenes. I guess the closest you can get to it would be the old Cheech and Chong classics."

"Besides, all that exercising and body building Lautner and I did for the werewolf roles can be shown off a bit here. Guess the hippies will be on the run a lot and that's why they're in such good shape."

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