Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger today revealed that he'd heard from some old tart in a pub down the Kings Road that Noel Gallagher is considering Libya's leader, Colonel Gaddafi as a possible replacement as lead singer from his brother Liam, who smashed up Noel's favourite guitar in Paris and quit the band to become a sock designer.
A slightly unsteady Buffty opined that although Gaddafi is knocking on a bit, and probably can't sing for shit, and certainly not in English, he has the swagger and the strop factor to take over from Liam.
"Just imagine!" Buffty enthused. "Champagne Supernova in Arabic! Brilliant! And from what I've heard, the old boy's a bit tasty at the old fisticuffs. I wouldn't recommend the crowd booing him off stage though. He'd probably have them strafed with jets or something."
More as we get it.