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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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Justin Bieber may say that he and Selena Gomez are not an item but that didn't keep the singer from sending her twenty bouquets of flowers and some weird socks for Valentine's Day according to friends of Gomez.

"Wow. Justin Bieber really knows how to court a lady", stated one of Gomez friends. "But the weird socks has her pumped....stumped"

Weird Socks? Seem's like there was an old magazine or underground comic called that in the 1960s.

"All that was written on the socks was a note to "Check ThePoof" or maybe it was "TheGoof". Anyway, Justin is that romantic."

One of the other young ladies present had motioned that she had a question for us.

"What happened to Justin's hair?"

We had to admit that we didn't know anything about Justin's hair but immediately sent someone after the story.

"Look up that thing about the weird socks too, Ed. Check ThePoof! on the net while you're at it! Could be about that 'Sock it to me!' thing from the old Laugh-In!"

So what about Justin's hair?

"He looks like it got caught in a ceiling fan. Most of us figured he would change it to look older but not like he put his finger in an outlet."

So no one here knows about the new hairstyle?

"Someone said in an article that he looked like a shaved Cockatoo....or Cockapoo...Sockapoo? Whatever."

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